Tuesday, December 14, 2010

All Kinds of Critter News

Okay, now can I have a book contract? See HERE for why I look so ridonkulous!

Fine, I'll spray tan myself orange for a contract, but I will not go in that nasty bacteria filled hot tub with The Situation or with any other of Snooki's sloppy seconds.
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I'm just sayin'.




IN MORE IMPORTANT NEWS...

Critter is now up for auction! If you'd like this Ian Sands creation that has traveled the kidlitosphere (with multiple autographs), please bid! Proceeds go to St. Jude! Read more about Critter's travels at Christy's blog.

31 comments:

Candyland said...

HAHA! SO HOT! You have to see New Meds like this.

Marisa Hopkins said...

My goodness, you do look fab! :D

http://www.quizopolis.com/jerseyshore-name-generator.php

But you can't have a book deal without a great name, so go to the jersey shore name generator and get one! I'm Kooky... Not sure how I feel about that. But it's sort of fitting :)

Kelly said...

Candy - Ha! I don't think I'd go out of the house like this. Well, except to sign a book contract.
Marisa - Thanks for the link! I did it and I'm Hunny Pot! Hee!

Melissa Gill said...

Love the spray tan! I'm a big fan of orange. You wear it well.

Denise Maple said...

Love the new look!

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Shannon O'Donnell said...

Wow. You look, um, well...lovely. Yeah, that's it! :-)

Samantha VĂ©rant said...

OMG. Orange really is the new, er, um, I've got nothing; you've got cajones!

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Touching anything after Snookie also lowers your IQ. Don't do it!

Susan Fields said...

If the spray tan works for you, please let me know!

Kelly said...

Melissa- Well, my alma mater's colors are orange and blue! I can't believe I haven't done this before! (but no worries, this is a one time thing)
Denise- Let's be orange for the concert tomorrow!
Shannon- Thanks, I knew orange would be attractive!
Sam - What? No spray tans in France?
Alex - Agreed! Can you believe I've never even seen Jersey Shore? Seriously!
Susan - I'll keep checking my email inbox for offers...

Matthew Rush said...

Lookin good Kelly! Now you just need a pickle and a roided out guido on either arm.

wordwranglernc said...

I love the look. You should so use that for the flapjacket of your book! :)

Anita said...

You are crazy!

Kim Kasch said...

LOVE the spray-on tan ;) and for someone who only gets dark white after tanning all summer (me), I'd almost consider it

Kelly said...

Matthew - Thankfully no pickles nor guidos live nearby to complete the picture.
Donna - That might just scare potential readers away!
Anita - Just a little... ;)
Kim - Hee! It's actually just blush bronzer all over my face!!!

Theresa Milstein said...

NOT The Situation! Nobody should be THAT desperate!

Your tone on the right is looking a little Michael Kors.

Suzanne Casamento said...

Aye aye aye! Another pseudo celeb landing a book deal? Puh-leeease!

Rena said...

LMHO! I'd take the tan over the bacteria filled hot tub anyday! Public pools creep me out big time.

MG Higgins said...

"How to spot a man whore a mile away?" Yikes! Yeah, that'll be on TBR pile.

Yay Critter!!!

C.R. Evers said...

You look fabulous dah-ling!

Thnx for all your Critter luv and support.

Christina Lee said...

LOLOL you look HAWK in a JOISEY kind of way ;-)

Stephen Tremp said...

Those Jersey Shores are the ultimate ... wait, I probably can't say that here. Let's just say they fall under the catagory Life Is Wasted On The Living.

Elana Johnson said...

Fabulous pictures!

DEZMOND said...

ahahahha you really do look Snookilicious in that pic :)))

Angela Ackerman said...

Haha, you crack me up, Woman!

Angela @ the Bookshelf Muse

Kelly said...

Theresa- He is frequently tan, isn't he?
Suz- I know! Can they even read?!
Rena- They gross me out a bit, too.
Mel - Who buys these books?!
Christy - Critter deserves it!
Christina - Very Joisy! :)
Steve - I have to agree.
Elana - I don't know if fab is the right way to describe them! ;)
Dezz - I tried!!
Angela - I do my best! :)

Lola Sharp said...

HA ha!! I totes did NOT see this post coming. Dude, you slay me! So freaking funny. :)

Thanks for a perfect laugh today.

Lydia K said...

OMG, this is so funny. YOu have guts, girl!

Yaya' s Home said...

You absolutely deserve to get a book contract. You go, girl.

~ Yaya

Carolina Valdez Miller said...

Ha! Why darling, you look goooooorgeous. You have earned that book contract!